Yeah I know right

Ughh, you should check Libya. The internet is so slow it takes days for it to load. And porn websites are blocked because it's a muslim country. It's tough being a teenager in a muslim country. Slow internet, no porn, and mandatory 5 day prayers. Ramadan was a pain in the ass too because I had to fast for 30 days in the middle of summer and I couldn't fake it. It did make me slimmer though.

We have fiber optic internet cable below the main street but they don't feel like paying to make the necessary connections, despite 1/5 of the population requesting better internet. This is unbelievably annoying.

Where I live,we get 54Mb. But just 15 minute's drive away, they have 120Mb. They should hurry up with giving everyone access to good broadband.

^ "Giving everyone?" "Commune?" Republicans would mount your asses on their wall. Only rich people deserve internet access.
Any who, I'm considering an internet service that allows 100Mbps, but I'm so tempted to just wait a year or two and get a Gbps speed

If, with that "Commune?" you are referring to the comune I mentioned, I'll let you know that it's just the name of a small section of Italy. The country is divided in regions, which are divided in province, which are divided in comuni.

Thanks a lot, Yuli. Now all I think of is how much scarier those velociraptor attacks in Jurassic Park would be if the velociraptors spoke. Or having a Brontosaurus mother nagging you to eat your greens.

If we resurrect dinos, it might be inevitable. Imagine going to a zoo and the T Rex says "Delicious humans! Delicious humans!" over and over again.

I can picture a T Rex with ADHD."Delicious humans! Delicious humans! Deli- AW sweet! A pterodactyl!! "