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Italian Ufo

Mantis know karate... yep... so be careful to not irritate me, you have been warned. Greeeeen
Today, 07:01 AM
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    Death
    Just don't get your head bitten off while making love
    Today, 07:39 AM
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    Italian Ufo
    no worries i am a special mantis. i know how to fight.
    Today, 07:45 AM
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wjfox

Does anyone here browse this website with an Apple Mac? Do you have problems viewing/scrolling through pages? I'm talking about the main website, not this forum.
Today, 06:33 AM
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    wjfox
    I ask because I'm getting some rather strange results in BrowserStack.
    Today, 06:33 AM
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Maximus

2 terrorist attacks in Canada inside of a week.
Today, 06:27 AM
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    eacao
    I wonder if Canada is like that really friendly forgiving guy who has secret psychopathic tendencies, and when people bully him enough, he snaps and goes on a genocidal rampage. I think Canada is about to become the most violent nation on Earth. Watch your backs America. Russia, maybe don't push them too much further
    Today, 06:32 AM
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    Maximus
    Right, what are we going to do, send our polar bears to tear the Russians apart over the Arctic circle? The standard reaction to most news here is to say "fuck eh" and drink a few beers. Everytime.
    Today, 07:45 AM
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    Maximus
    Canada's more like the middle aged guy who dances awkwardly at barbecues and apologizes when you spill your coffee on him.
    Today, 07:47 AM
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kjaggard

not gonna lie, feelin a bit supervillian right now.
Today, 03:48 AM
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    Cosmic Cat
    Hmmm, super villainy in a sense where you kill innocent people, or a vigilante like super villain who kills people who are considered innocent but are corrupt and take to bribes?
    Today, 04:08 AM
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    kjaggard
    no, as in done giving a crap about anybody else. Done trying to help people. Wondering why do I follow rules and care about anybody but myself. It becomes increasingly apparent humanity as a whole isn't worth it.
    Today, 04:59 AM
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    kjaggard
    so do as I please, achieve my ambitions for myself and if that involves heartlessness and megalomania so be it.
    Today, 05:01 AM
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Futurist

I've noticed that Facebook has become much quieter recently even relative to 2-3 years ago.
Yesterday, 10:08 PM
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    Italian Ufo
    yes it sucks, i know what you mean
    Today, 04:06 AM
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    wjfox
    Really?? It's more active than ever for me. I have to spend ages scrolling through all my friends' updates now. Not to mention all the stuff on the FT group.
    Today, 04:47 AM
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    Italian Ufo
    yeah but people very rarely share statuses or frivolous personal stuff or photos on their wall. it is all private conversation, Facebook chat is almost never used. it is all about sharing quotes to show how nice you are and news like tweets. sometimes you see some fun videos but it is rather boring these days. i get 1-2 notification per day, while i used to get like 20 back in 2010. facebook is not longer cool
    Today, 07:00 AM
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Italian Ufo

I wish the sky was Green
Yesterday, 09:05 PM
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    SG-1
    I like to be able to breathe
    Yesterday, 10:41 PM
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    Italian Ufo
    lol
    Today, 04:06 AM
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    eacao
    become a hillbilly and live in one of their green swamps
    Today, 06:35 AM
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Kemotx

Hoverboard funded!
Yesterday, 08:05 PM
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    Time_Traveller
    Woo, now the future is here. Know were is Mattel?
    Yesterday, 08:18 PM
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    wjfox
    Awesome :)
    Yesterday, 09:07 PM
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    Cosmic Cat
    This is going to be AFVs new method of getting videos where people fall off skateboards, but instead hoverboards!
    Yesterday, 09:13 PM
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    Maximus
    Really Tripoli? Why exactly?
    Yesterday, 11:05 PM
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    Cosmic Cat
    Sarcasm.
    Yesterday, 11:17 PM
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    Death
    it looks like a rusting brown dinosaur to me

    If you want a metroplex I think Austin would get my vote
    Yesterday, 11:53 PM
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kjaggard

spectacular, the wonder that is the healthcare system here is giving me another loop around. Least this time if I incur out of pocket costs I can write it off against my income. shouldn't have to spend 7 months out of every year arguing about whether I'm covered based on some loopholes or other.
Yesterday, 06:16 PM
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    Raklian
    Alright, for beginners, here's a link to a website on how to tell a joke - http://www.creatingacomic.com/2009/how-to-write-a-joke-joke-structure/

    Enough said.
    Yesterday, 05:07 PM
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    Armchair Anarchist
    The picture was the setup. The reply was the punchline.
    Everything fits, Raklian.
    Yesterday, 05:13 PM
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    Smeargle
    That's strange behaviour for a moderator of a relatively large forum.
    Yesterday, 06:55 PM
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    Raklian
    Obviously under the influence of something.
    Yesterday, 01:48 PM
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    eacao
    Under the influence of love <3
    Yesterday, 03:59 PM
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Cosmic Cat

Steins;Gate's first episode was more confusing them Ergo Proxy's end. Hopefully things straighten up later in the series.
Yesterday, 03:42 AM
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    TransAustin
    They do. Trust me. Right around episode 10 is when it starts to get really, really, really good
    Yesterday, 06:33 AM
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    TransAustin
    The show has some of the best character development I've ever seen.
    Yesterday, 06:34 AM
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    Cosmic Cat
    I plan to watch the hold thing. Lots of people recommended it.
    Yesterday, 11:25 AM
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EVanimations

Someone should try to make a translator that turns modern english into Late American based on this guy's linguistic projections; not to imply that spoken language will still be relevant in 1000 years http://www.xibalba.demon.co.uk/jbr/futurese.html
Yesterday, 03:16 AM
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    SG-1
    I'm captivated!!!
    Yesterday, 03:52 AM
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Cosmic Cat

Trying my best to read shakespeare and Aristotile. I now understand Aristotle's way of writing, Shakespeare... not so much. All though, I read twelfth night some time ago, so I'm determined to read hamlet.
Oct 21 2014 10:05 PM
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    Cosmic Cat
    I plan to. Your review made sure of that.
    Oct 21 2014 10:59 PM
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    SG-1
    Which review?
    Oct 21 2014 11:35 PM
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    Cosmic Cat
    Not really a review, just your status updates on it.
    Oct 21 2014 11:46 PM
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Sarimaru Belnamlugallu

Transhumanism quaerit transcendentiam. Tua mendacia sunt brainwashing. Et terrorem in potentia. Noli metuere. Transhumanism non timeri.
Oct 21 2014 09:30 PM
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    EVanimations
    Ironically using a dead language to communicate as a superhuman from the future, hm?
    Yesterday, 03:11 AM
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    Death
    Quid opus est in transmutatione hic motus timoris. Pulcher est et animus ex hoc semper est carmen canit harmonia. Quia multa scire volunt, ut mali.
    Yesterday, 03:47 PM