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    Maximus
    It's more cringeworthy than funny. Public officials of this administration sure know how to troll though, I'll give you that.
    Yesterday, 02:51 AM
  • Jakob's Photo
    Jakob
    Different strokes for different folks I guess.
    Yesterday, 03:16 AM
  • Maximus's Photo
    Maximus
    I sure hope Ajit Pai isn't your stroke dude.
    Yesterday, 08:30 AM
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Jakob

I was cramming for almost 5 hours for my programming lanauges exam. Judgement day is tomorrow.
Dec 14 2017 03:46 AM
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    Jakob
    It's in the evening, so I still have a bit more time.
    Dec 14 2017 03:46 AM
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    eacao
    Teach me C++
    Dec 14 2017 06:17 AM
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    Jakob
    ^What do you want to know?
    Dec 14 2017 03:23 PM
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    Jakob
    When you have vile candidates on both sides of the aisle...
    Dec 12 2017 07:56 PM
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    Jakob
    "IN THE YEAR 2889" ... "almost unimaginable figure of $10,000,000,000" ... "Very fortunately for him, thanks to the progress of hygiene, which, abating all the old sources of unhealthfulness, has lifted the mean of human life from 37 up to 52 years" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    Dec 11 2017 03:43 AM
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    Maximus
    Holy shit, how did he think of that one?!?
    Dec 09 2017 10:19 PM
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    wjfox
    He's so thin-skinned. Can you imagine Obama posting something like this?
    Dec 09 2017 10:54 PM
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    Jakob
    You gotta admit it's pretty funny.
    Dec 10 2017 12:54 AM
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Jakob

Since Yuli is rapidly approaching 10k likes, I suggest the tag for that honor (on profile pages, etc.) should be "Elonic"
Dec 09 2017 08:54 PM
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Jakob

What if all the stupid conspiracy theories were created by the government to distract the public from actual conspiracies?
Dec 08 2017 03:46 PM
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    Outlook
    Moon landings for me are more likely to happen than not happen. The amount of scientific material we gained from the apollo missions would not correlate with current data, it can be disproved by any country with a satellite or with tracking devices during the launch (for example the USSR) and if they could they would.

    It's so easy to disprove that it wouldn't be a conspiracy anymore by this decade.
    Dec 08 2017 07:17 PM
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    Mike the average
    Theres enough nutters around false conspiracies dont need to be invented to undermine actual ones.
    Dec 08 2017 07:49 PM
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    Jakob
    Not too mysterious really. The Apollo missions were decades ahead of their time, we only went to engage in a cosmic dick-measuring contest with the Soviets. Once we won the space race, funding dried out. If we had a serious reason to get back to the moon ASAP and cost was no object, we could probably put boots on the ground by 2020, with either Falcon Heavy or SLS.
    Dec 08 2017 08:10 PM
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    Maximus
    @Basil, the campaign slogan for our first AI overlord.
    Dec 06 2017 10:14 PM
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    rennerpetey
    Wait, I agree with this tweet, We should MAGA. The first step being, get this sucker out of office.
    Dec 07 2017 12:26 AM
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    Jakob
    MAKE GREATNESS GREAT AGAIN
    Dec 07 2017 04:25 PM
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Jakob

I have more likes than anyone else who's not a mod or admin.
Dec 06 2017 03:18 PM
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    Outlook
    Nothing is more important than the like:post ratio. We already know who excels in that field.
    Dec 06 2017 06:08 PM
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    Erowind
    Hireath?
    Dec 06 2017 06:10 PM
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    Jakob
    Any idiot can get an infinite like:post ration by posting something funny in the off topic forum and then disappearing. Now, amassing thousands of likes is a serious accomplishment.
    Dec 06 2017 07:09 PM
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Jakob

Does anyone here know Scala?
Dec 02 2017 05:48 PM
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    Jakob
    Steep learning curve, but it has cool stuff like filter(), map() and foldLeft(). I'd kill to have those in Java.
    Dec 02 2017 05:50 PM
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Jakob

http://www.futuretimeline.net/21stcentury/2030.htm#interstellar Don't say I didn't warn you if they respond with an RKV strike
Dec 01 2017 04:57 AM
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    rennerpetey
    What about the Jeddah Tower
    Dec 01 2017 02:17 PM
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    Jakob
    Puny compared to Dubai Creek.
    Dec 01 2017 10:48 PM
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    Jakob
    http://i.imgur.com/33199lF.jpg
    Dec 01 2017 10:49 PM
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Jakob

Well you can't say I didn't put up a fight.
Nov 30 2017 02:00 AM
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    Jakob
    The post count war.
    Nov 30 2017 04:47 AM
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    Frizz
    Everyone knows it's profile views that matter. :D
    Dec 01 2017 02:06 AM
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    Jakob
    The war has gone on for 150 posts (300 if you count caltrek's).
    Dec 01 2017 05:47 AM
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Jakob

" We should have a contest as to which of the Networks, plus CNN and not including Fox, is the most dishonest, corrupt and/or distorted in its political coverage of your favorite President (me). They are all bad. Winner to receive the FAKE NEWS TROPHY!" --Donald Trump
Nov 27 2017 05:15 PM
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    Zaphod
    At what point did Trump lose his mind? If you watch footage of him from 20 years ago his sentence structures are far more complex and coherent than they are now. Something must have gone seriously wrong with his brain and it appears to be getting worse. It's probably age related.
    Nov 27 2017 09:25 PM
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    Erowind
    I'll give you that, it's funny :D
    Nov 27 2017 11:24 PM
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    Frizz
    One part early stage dementia, two parts Amphetamines, a dash of oxycodone, garnished with a gallon of malignant narcissism.
    Nov 28 2017 02:25 AM
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    Erowind
    It looks really cool at first glace, I've just been glossing over everything on the forum lately. I still have Starspawn's posts from weeks ago in my reading list.
    Nov 26 2017 08:48 PM
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    Zaphod
    Very interesting.
    Nov 27 2017 04:13 PM
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Jakob

Linear algebra and multivariable calculus can go back to whatever satanic swamp they crawled out of and rot and die.
Nov 26 2017 02:33 AM
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    Jakob
    I've got exactly the same situation Cody. Hence my strong words.
    Nov 26 2017 02:41 PM
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    Cody930
    I feel your pain. My prof also liked to delve well into theory even though the course didn't actually cover that. Wasted so much time.
    Nov 26 2017 02:53 PM
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    Jakob
    Mine just mumbles with his back to the class and writes illegibly on the blackboard. He also gets stuck on his examples and spends long minutes staring at them while going "Um" and "Uh".
    Nov 26 2017 03:21 PM