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Jakob

What if the first person to step on Mars immediately trips and falls, so the first words said on the Red Planet are "Oh shit!"
Jul 14 2018 09:24 PM
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    Outlook
    Convergent evolution.
    Yesterday, 03:57 PM
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    caltrek
    LOL
    Yesterday, 05:27 PM
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Jakob

Will there be a grand race to make the last post on FTL?
Jul 11 2018 11:22 PM
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    Outlook
    So do we maintain moderators, or is there going to be a struggle between the classes.
    Jul 12 2018 12:35 AM
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    Erowind
    I think Jakob would make a good moderator assuming we let interpersonal disputes be settled by Will, Kjaggard, Raklian and Cody. I've seen pretty much everyone else--including myself here--get heated before, albeit it's been ages since I've seen Yuli actually tell someone to **** off. Yah though, more mods with the sole purpose of smiting Asian spam bots would be a boon.
    Jul 12 2018 02:43 AM
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    Outlook
    As mod, I will make future timeline great again (MFTGA, catchy!) I will build a wall between kurzeweilai and FT. I will crackdown on spam crime. I will deport dissenting opinions. I will BAN ALL WHO DARE QUESTION MY RULE. I SHALL FORCE SLAVE LABOUR UPON THE FAMILIES OF THOSE BANNED. THOSE THAT OPPOSE ME WILL RAIN DOWN TO THE UNDERWORLD UNDER MY FIST. NO ONE IS SAFE, MY MILITARY EXPENDITURE, AND PUSH FOR MILITARY SUPREMACY WILL BRING THE WORLD TO MY FEET. THE BLUE ARROWS OF FUTURETIMELINE...
    Jul 12 2018 04:14 AM
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Jakob

I have a confession to make...I'm actually a Russian bot
Jul 10 2018 01:54 AM
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    Alislaws
    I am also a Russian bot!
    Jul 10 2018 10:01 AM
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    Frizz
    I always knew you were a spambot. X
    Jul 10 2018 12:10 PM
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    Frizz
    *only the OG members and jakob will actually get this joke.
    Jul 10 2018 12:11 PM
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Jakob

"Trump sounds good! The media is a lying machine in this country." --Sciencerocks, 2015
Jul 05 2018 01:21 AM
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    Erowind
    The media fact checking things is a product of the capitalists warring with one another internally. They haven't fact checked in years and they're only doing it now specifically in relation to Trump because establishment Republicans and the Democrats hate him and fund the media. Make no mistake, the media is still BS, and most dems are oblivious.
    Jul 05 2018 05:01 AM
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    Jakob
    Way to miss the point.
    Jul 07 2018 12:35 AM
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Jakob

How is pointing out the inconsistency in a self-proclaimed pacifist wanting to crucify people a "personal insult"?
Locked Status Jul 04 2018 12:06 PM
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    Jakob
    It wasn't directed at you, AWR.
    Jul 04 2018 12:08 PM
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    wjfox
    My post was primarily directed at Razz. But it applies to everyone. Nobody is allowed to "insult whoever they please with nary a slap on the wrist."
    Jul 04 2018 12:59 PM
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    wjfox
    Can I also remind you that you're the one who said a while ago: "80% of what I say about Donald Trump is to get liberal goats."
    Jul 04 2018 01:00 PM
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Jakob

Why is it just me and this spammer online? I should be a mod so I can strike down spammers!
Jun 29 2018 02:40 AM
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    Jakob
    Oh and I updated the story thread. Take a look.
    Jun 29 2018 03:24 AM
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    Erowind
    Will do :)
    Jun 29 2018 03:31 AM
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    wjfox
    Okay, everyone is now a mod.
    Jun 29 2018 06:22 AM
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Jakob

What if it were revealed that I hacked the election in Pennsylvania, Wisconsin, and Michigan?
Jun 27 2018 12:09 PM
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    Erowind
    I'd put real effort into attempting to convince you that leftism is the way and introduce you to anarcho-transhumanist hackers.
    Jun 27 2018 03:26 PM
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    Alislaws
    They might arrest you but probably wouldn't do anything about the elections though.
    Jun 27 2018 03:27 PM
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    Outlook
    I'd applaud. All e-voting systems must be rigorously hacked out of use.
    Jun 27 2018 03:52 PM
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Jakob

Did you know that Flickr gives you an entire TERABYTE for free? I've been uploading pics for 18 months and it still says that I've used <1% of my free storage!
Jun 21 2018 04:01 AM
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    Outlook
    The most superior, highly evolved life-form on this earth; the mallard.
    Jun 21 2018 06:36 PM
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    Raklian
    No, 1TB won't be enough till the end of your days, YourGuest. In a few years from now, we'll have content that will eat up 1TB in a matter of days, if not weeks.
    Jun 21 2018 08:57 PM
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    Jakob
    ^^^I'm letting this stand because it's not blatant trolling. But be warned--you are not welcome on my status updates. Please don't reply to this comment.
    Jun 21 2018 10:09 PM
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Jakob

I think the God-Emperor is luring Rocket Man into a sense of false security and will soon implement His real plan.
Jun 12 2018 10:23 PM
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    Outlook
    To finally get the NK tsundere military girlfriend he's dreamed of.
    Jun 13 2018 12:21 AM
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    Jakob
    The Donald works in mysterious ways.
    Jun 13 2018 02:10 AM
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    caltrek
    Rocket Man is the God-Emperor of North Korea. Trump probably wants to be able to consult with him to pick up a few pointers.
    Jun 13 2018 03:22 PM
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Jakob

There's a goddamned subreddit for grilled cheese. With 100,000 subscribers.
May 26 2018 09:08 PM
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    sun_set
    HAHAHAHAHA
    May 26 2018 09:20 PM
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    Outlook
    Yea, I think they have a rivalry with another subreddit, but I forgot which one. Panini maybe?
    May 26 2018 11:32 PM
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Jakob

Lord Elon is angry that so few have recognized His divinity.
May 26 2018 12:07 AM
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    Outlook
    He is nothing but a false god that bled! The true one has yet to be found!
    May 26 2018 11:12 AM
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Jakob

I have created a tic tac toe app in javascript. Apparently I will need to be a javascript god for my software engineering course, despite there not being any js-related prereqs.
May 21 2018 03:43 AM
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    Jakob
    https://gitlab.com/jcoles/javascript/
    May 21 2018 03:45 PM
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Jakob

Programming idea: Use a Markov chain to generate images of various subjects pixel by pixel using sets of labelled images as input data.
May 20 2018 03:24 PM
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    starspawn0
    They are memory-limited. They are basically Finite State Machines with transition probabilities. To hold k bits of memory you need exponential-in-k many states. So, you won't generate good images that way. A more productive way to harness randomness is to use the Collage Theorem and play the "Chaos Game": https://youtu.be/IGlGvSXkRGI
    May 20 2018 03:55 PM
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    Jakob
    I know what the chaos game is. That's not what I'm trying to do here.
    May 20 2018 04:16 PM
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Jakob

Finals over.
May 16 2018 01:54 AM
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    Jakob
    Sure, maybe tomorrow.
    May 16 2018 02:28 AM
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    eacao
    Sweet, go easy though
    May 16 2018 02:58 AM
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    Erowind
    Awesome dude :)
    May 16 2018 07:54 AM
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Jakob

Happy birthday Infinite. Welcome to the adult world.
May 13 2018 12:04 AM
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    Sciencerocks
    Happy birthday Infinite. I wish I was as young as you...Lucky!
    May 13 2018 01:32 AM
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    Erowind
    Happy B-day :)
    May 13 2018 03:39 AM