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Jakob

Nobody here cares.
Sep 26 2018 05:45 AM
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    Future historian
    about what?
    Sep 26 2018 05:56 AM
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    kjaggard
    I think you are conflating agreeing/paying attention with/to you with caring.
    Sep 26 2018 03:53 PM
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    Raklian
    We're not really here to hold your hand.
    Sep 26 2018 04:38 PM
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Jakob

I think Mike Winkelmann / Beeple would be an excellent choice to go to the moon in 2023. https://twitter.com/beeple
Sep 21 2018 06:34 PM
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Jakob

Sometimes I delude myself into thinking I'm the shit, when in reality I'm just shit, with no "the". Luckily, I have been seeing the truth more and more as of late.
Sep 21 2018 02:49 AM
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    Future historian
    focus on improving the parts of yourself you do not like.
    Sep 21 2018 07:06 AM
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    wjfox
    Just remember, the only person who can make you happy is YOU. So learn to believe in yourself. Control the negative thoughts – don't let them control you. And realise you're human, not perfect... so it's okay to fail sometimes.
    Sep 21 2018 08:40 AM
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    Future historian
    I think you need to find your purpose so to speak. You need a reason to jump out of bed in the morning with enthusiasm a goal
    Sep 21 2018 11:05 AM
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Jakob

Tomorrow, the Lord and Savior of Humanity, St. EloN (may infinite blessings be heaped upon His name), will announce which of His apostles will transcend and ride the BFR. Who here thinks it's Satoshi Nakamoto?
Sep 16 2018 03:50 PM
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    Zaphod
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zu7WJD8vpAQ

    Live in 11 hours. Past my bedtime.
    Sep 17 2018 01:14 PM
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    Alislaws
    HAH! you said penal!
    Sep 17 2018 01:32 PM
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    BasilBerylium
    Cool, thanks for the link Zaphod.
    Sep 17 2018 03:26 PM
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Jakob

I am mentally in a dark place and need to get out before I do something stupid.
Sep 14 2018 03:23 AM
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    BasilBerylium
    "dark place"?
    Sep 14 2018 04:09 PM
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    Outlook
    Hope you pull through it. I can't do much in the way of words, but I can suggest some music. Aside from Elliott Smith, and if you want a fresher album, I'd go with Negro Swan. That's the depressing-motivating (bitter-sweet) album that's pulling me through a lot of shit right now. The first song is about having your first kiss being the floor after being punched out, and questioning whether or not to get up.
    Sep 15 2018 02:33 AM
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    Outlook
    The sad songs I'm rounding through it are: Orlando, Dagenham Dream, Runnin'. Dagenham Dream the best.
    Sep 15 2018 02:37 AM
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Jakob

Describe Jakob in four words.
Sep 07 2018 05:55 PM
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    wjfox
    Intelligent, visionary, moody, lonely.
    Sep 08 2018 05:03 AM
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    Outlook
    Intelligent, Creative, Sarcastic, Promising
    Sep 08 2018 06:07 AM
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    eacao
    A most splendid companion
    Sep 08 2018 09:29 AM
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Jakob

Enough. This was inappropriate for a public forum. Let's just say I said nothing and did my homework like a good student.
Sep 06 2018 03:00 AM
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    Jakob
    My apologies to everyone.
    Sep 06 2018 03:04 AM
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    BasilBerylium
    "did my homework"

    *jealous*
    Sep 06 2018 10:34 PM
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Jakob

Do you think the Lord knows something we don't about Unsworth?
Sep 05 2018 03:40 PM
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    Alislaws
    Its also possible he plans to just bury him in expensive lawyers etc.
    Sep 05 2018 05:43 PM
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    Alislaws
    to successfully sue for defamation "you have to prove without a doubt that what was said or written about you is not true"
    Sep 05 2018 05:46 PM
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    Alislaws
    which could be tough vs good lawyers?
    Sep 05 2018 05:47 PM
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Jakob

Check out the planets thread, lots more updates.
Sep 04 2018 03:36 AM
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Jakob

I am going to learn to be forever alone without being ForeverAlone™
Sep 01 2018 12:54 PM
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    Jakob
    Are you speaking from experience?
    Sep 01 2018 09:16 PM
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    Jakob
    Anyway, I prefer not to have a "type" as that could limit my already extremely limited options.
    Sep 01 2018 09:17 PM
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    eacao
    You’re not going to be alone, dw.
    Sep 01 2018 11:23 PM
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Jakob

Sciencerocks is actually a very smart and funny guy. I think we'd be friends IRL!
Aug 31 2018 06:29 PM
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    Sciencerocks
    Thank you, I think you're also very smart. I think we can be friends.
    Aug 31 2018 06:57 PM
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    rennerpetey
    Have I entered an alternate dimension?
    Sep 01 2018 01:47 AM
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    Jakob
    That may be true, but He has the divine power to impregnate women merely by looking at them.
    Aug 31 2018 01:18 PM
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    Raklian
    ^ I have that power too since I'm an Elonic apostle.
    Aug 31 2018 03:07 PM
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    Jakob
    You're just a blasphemous pretender. The true Elonic apostles are wise and humble, holy men and women who know their place in the universe and seek to lift humanity to the stars.
    Aug 31 2018 04:45 PM
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Jakob

I'm worthless
Aug 29 2018 10:51 PM
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    Frizz
    If so? Please, for your own good, let me go; im not worthy of your love, jakob.

    I trust in time you'll find yourself another nice, rainbow barfing unicorn to spend your life with.

    Au revoir, jakob, we'll alway have paris.x
    Aug 30 2018 12:42 AM
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    Jakob
    waaaaaaaaaaaaaat :D
    Aug 30 2018 12:53 AM
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    Jakob
    Nah I'm just a soulless robot that nobody in their right mind would want to be around.
    Aug 30 2018 12:54 AM
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Jakob

Any subreddits that might like my planets?
Aug 27 2018 09:22 PM
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    Outlook
    /r/worldbuilding
    Aug 28 2018 06:56 AM
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    Jakob
    That was a good suggestion.
    Aug 28 2018 08:33 PM
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    Outlook
    Worldbuilders are always cool people. If you like language building too, check out /r/conlangs. The only thing that's under-represented is speculative biology.
    Aug 28 2018 10:37 PM
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Jakob

Any interest in my continuing the planets thread?
Aug 27 2018 01:21 AM
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    Sciencerocks
    yes
    Aug 27 2018 07:12 AM
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    BasilBerylium
    Yes.
    Aug 27 2018 09:45 AM
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    Jakob
    Well I posted them.
    Aug 27 2018 12:32 PM