Trouble brewing in the land of the Wurfians. The usual controversy has again erupted. That is of where exactly is the land of the Wurfians located?
Some insist it is adjacent to Ebony. Others maintain that genetic research has established a common lineage with Lilliput. President-Elect Thump has weighed in on the issue saying he does not care where it is located and that all foreigners must leave immediately. Ethnic munchkins took immediate offense at the President-Elect's comments.
"How are we supposed to know where to leave from if that from is not identified?" asked one exasperated munchkin labor representative.
In other news concerning President-Elect Thump, rumors abound concerning appointments to his new administration. The Wicked Witch of the West is said to be flying around on her broomstick advertising here qualifications as Secretary of Defense. The Wizard of Odd has publicly insisted that he is satisfied with his current corporate public relations position and would not accept a Press Secretary appointment.
The head of the Lillipution Chamber of Commerce was not available for comment, indicating that he was all tied down at the moment. Likewise, noted president of the Ewoks sight-seeing club was unavailalbe for comment regarding the position of Secretary of Interior.
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