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The Future of the Wurfians

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(caltrek news) Reports are coming in of Ewoks fleeing their homes and then abandoning their vehicles on Wurfian highways in the Ewok sector.

 

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I suppose we would be derailing this thread but it's already a joke anyway.


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(caltrek news)  Panic fleeing has resulted in a thread derailment.  More at 11.

 

 

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I'll get you sooner or later. *bursts into newsroom*


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Is Wurf a nation in nation-states? This is awesome

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Is Wurf a nation in nation-states? This is awesome

Well, one problem, as explained in the opening post, is the lack of clearly defined boundaries.

 

Another, is that no other nation state actually recognizes any such thing as a nation of Wurfs.  

 

One might say that being a Wurf is more a description of an emotional state, as opposed to a nation state.

 

Alternatively, one can speak of the many ethnic groups which I have lumped together as being Wurfian in nature.  Lilliputians, Ewoks, Gremlins, Munchkins, Leprachauns,  Minions, etc.  


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I think you forgot kobolds & hobbits!

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^^^^Well, the resources of caltrek news are somewhat limited, what with the recent attack on our Ewok facilities and all.  Our knowledge of kobolds and hobbits is also quite limited. Any contributions you make regarding these populations would be most appreciated.

 

 

In regards to recent complaints about the lack of connection to true news, it was with great interest that I came across this story that makes liberal allusion to cartoon characters.

 

Muhammad bin Kushner, Jared bin Salman, Daffy Duck & Co

 

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(Al Jazeera) The problem with Daffy Duck, if you recall, is how, with his very limited mental means and compromised moral imagination, he is always trying to cover up his natural cowardice with vainglorious misadventures.

 

Here he is posing as a fast-drawing gunslinger pulling his guns to threaten some big men playing poker in a saloon - unaware he has actually pulled down his own pants and exposed his colourful underwear. 

 

The same is with the two rich daddy's boys - Jared Kushner and Mohammed bin Salman - who are now so intertwined we get their names mixed up as they are committing war crimes in Yemen, throwing the Palestinian cause under the bus, reforming Islam Israeli-style, causing mayhem in Lebanon, and hope to begin bombing Iran and to invade with the last American soldier their petrodollars and AIPAC lobby can buy. 

 

In this simile, we also have a loudmouth Yosemite Sam, to be sure, whose name is Thomas Friedman. Thomas "Yosemite Sam" Friedman recently flew to Saudi Arabia and penned a long panegyric, utterly shameless in its banality, praising Mohammad bin Salman for initiating an "Arab Spring", no less, in Saudi Arabia. This detailed entry of the leading New York Times columnist for the Saudi "Minister of Love, Peace, Plenty, and Truth" (Bless your socialist soul, Brother Orwell - what would we do without you!) will remain in history as the final exhibit of the moral and intellectual bankruptcy of American journalism. 

 

Not an insult but a clinical diagnosis

 

Let me be blunt. Thomas Friedman is an ignorant fool - and I do not mean that as an insult. I mean it as a clinical diagnosis of an almost-illiterate man who has been cheated out of a proper undergraduate education, sold as a liberal Zionist to the highest bidder, and thus has managed to ramble and blabber his way up as a top-notch New York Times columnist. 


The principles of justice define an appropriate path between dogmatism and intolerance on the one side, and a reductionism which regards religion and morality as mere preferences on the other.   - John Rawls






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