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[Italian Ufo]

If you think about it, public toilets are not that clean today. Sometimes you have an urge to go in the bathroom while you are out, but you will suffer until you go back home to save your body from bacterias and diseases.
I believe that modern toilets will improve the quality of life of many people. Visitors and also jenitors. For the latters I feel very bad sometimes. It must be a very bad job to do daily.
Modern toiletts could be a technology that could be in use by now and eventually it may save some costs. But who knows... we still want to remain primitive for this and many other public issues.

Edited by Italian Ufo, 20 July 2012 - 02:54 PM.

[eacao]

I've always thought that toilets should be linked up to a separate water source to other things. I think toilets should be using sea water. Firstly, you're not wasting so much fresh water to flush your toilet, secondly, the salty water keeps it clean and thirdly, it stops odour (which has to do with the second one). Public toilets would be far more appealing if they smelt like the beach.

[Italian Ufo]

It is unbelivble. In the last 2 centuries we didnt do any progress in this regard. I always wonder why human do not dispose of the best technologies we have right now.
Take voting, in my and many countries, we still need people to be in the voting rooms, and papers and penciels. In this way we waist trees, resoures, and money.
We could vote from home, via webcam, digital votes and record our finger prints with a special instrument.
Take also medical docotrs. Many that we have today, got their degree in the 1980s-90s and they dont longer updated with therpies.
We have for example platlet-rich plasma, it is more effective for wrinkles and as well cartilage damage. However, doctors keep using acid hyaluronic botox to treat these problems.
or also intelligent traffic-lights. Only Switzerland has it everywhere. It would be so cheep to install them.
I could make infinite examples!
I always wonder why people and institutions do not update constantly!!! WHY?
we could already live in a more progressed world.

[Raklian]

Or we can teleport out our feces while they are still in the large colon and just close up the anus. Same can be done for the urine in the bladder.

This way we can do without all the elaborate fuss about building bathrooms, using them, cleaning them, etc.

Is it a bit far-fetched, yes?

[EVanimations]

Far-fetched? Yes.

Won't be practical for another 200 years? Yes.

Best idea ever?

YES.

I think that would be a pivotal landmark in our development; that would be the day we could say we have truly, 100% outsmarted nature.

From then on it's all about streamlining the rest of our bodily functions.

Edited by EVanimations, 20 July 2012 - 06:12 PM.

[Raklian]

Far-fetched? Yes.

Won't be practical for another 200 years? Yes.

Best idea ever?

YES.

I think that would be a pivotal landmark in our development; that would be the day we could say we have truly, 100% outsmarted nature.

From then on it's all about streamlining the rest of our bodily functions.

That.

Or.

We figured out how to transfer our consciousness into a machine that doesn't do any of these bodily functions.

I guess it is just a matter of which comes first.

[Italian Ufo]

lol now it may sound strange. I like the release feeling when you urinate. so we will get rid of a small plesure.

Closing the anus? no. there are lots of precious nerves fibres in therevVery good for sexual plesure. Lots of men do not like prostate massage
as they associate it with being gay. but thats not the case. it is rather stupid to think so. There are also toys you can use with your girlfriends and I heard the plesure it is enormus.
I remeber hearing once that once a paralytic man, he had lost sensation on his penis, so he was not longer able to ejaculate. but with anus stimulations was able to produce sperm.

Furthermore, feces could be useful. They contain atoms that could be purified and recycled. When we will have atoms assembling machines I think we will keep recycling things.

[Raklian]

Furthermore, feces could be useful. They contain atoms that could be purified and recycled. When we will have atoms assembling machines I think we will keep recycling things.

Then we can teleport these feces into molecular assemblers for matter replenishment. Lol

[Italian Ufo]

Furthermore, feces could be useful. They contain atoms that could be purified and recycled. When we will have atoms assembling machines I think we will keep recycling things.

Then we can teleport these feces into molecular assemblers for matter replenishment. Lol

thats right lol but I wont close my hole LOL

Edited by Italian Ufo, 20 July 2012 - 09:08 PM.

[SG-1]

Italian Ufo, that is freaking nasty, and I don't care what it feels like haha

On topic, I always, ALWAYS put toilet paper on the seat - even at my own house. I have to share with two brothers who don't understand how to lift a seat.

I just don't think there is much to improve on in the way of toilets right now. This looks neat, but it may smear if some joker puts crap on it.

[Italian Ufo]

LOL

so anyway, back on topic, when we will start to see things changing in our bathrooms?
Since the 1980s I just saw few alterations.
Automatic tap who turns on by detecting the presence of hands, automatic dryers, some automatic toilets which are not wide-spread still.
I really didnt see much progress.

p.s Do not forget that in the future, urine will be analyze and medical info will be sent to medical insurences in America and sometimes to medical docotrs. Still I am not sure when this will start to happen.

[Shimmy]

Closing the anus? no. there are lots of precious nerves fibres in therevVery good for sexual plesure. Lots of men do not like prostate massage
as they associate it with being gay. but thats not the case. it is rather stupid to think so. There are also toys you can use with your girlfriends and I heard the plesure it is enormus.
I remeber hearing once that once a paralytic man, he had lost sensation on his penis, so he was not longer able to ejaculate. but with anus stimulations was able to produce sperm.

You're so gay

[EVanimations]

You're so gay

Don't be rude.

If I had a reason I wouldn't close my butt, it's because it feels good to take a good poop. Still, I would definitely like to do away with bodily functions that take 15 minutes of my life away.

But on to a more mature topic.

If we get immediate urine samples for medical insurance companies and doctors, then the government will inevitably start monitoring our piss to watch for anyone who may be intoxicated on illegal drugs like meth and heroin. Maybe they can start to crack down on drug cartels more properly, but of course that will come at a cost to basic freedoms, like the freedom to take a good long piss and not have to worry about being arrested!

[Raklian]

You're so gay

Don't be rude.

If I had a reason I wouldn't close my butt, it's because it feels good to take a good poop. Still, I would definitely like to do away with bodily functions that take 15 minutes of my life away.

But on to a more mature topic.

If we get immediate urine samples for medical insurance companies and doctors, then the government will inevitably start monitoring our piss to watch for anyone who may be intoxicated on illegal drugs like meth and heroin. Maybe they can start to crack down on drug cartels more properly, but of course that will come at a cost to basic freedoms, like the freedom to take a good long piss and not have to worry about being arrested!

*Chuckling* Imagine the confusion on one's face as he is pissing in a toilet stall and the bathroom is all of suddenly full of FBI/DEA officers, some of them banging on the stall door and ordering the occupant to cease and desist immediately.

[SG-1]

Sir, you left the toilet seat open, took an upper decker and have cocaine in your urine.

That's two misdemerners and a felony. Let's book 'em.

[Zeitgeist123]

its about time that we create a technology wherein you'll poop and urinate in a toilet without having to smell or clean the mess... i also wish that there'll be a cheap technology that would help you superclean your ass without having to reach out your hand to those parts or without having to get the bidet water wet your inner thighs. something of an enema-like gadget built-in to the toilet/bidet but safe and hygienic for daily use. also, since we're already talking about toilet staff. id wish there'd be a mouthcleaning gadget someday that would make your teeth, gums. tongue and mouth 100% clean each time. even electric toothbrushes and electric waterfloss of today can't guarantee to cover every crevices of your mouth, teeth and gums. to make the story short, bad breath should be eradicated from the face of the planet. hehe im just saying, im sick and tired of talking or hanging out with people/friends/random strangers with halitosis. because some of them are really nice but i stay away from them since i cant handle bad breath.

Edited by Zeitgeist123, 21 July 2012 - 04:42 AM.

[Italian Ufo]

Closing the anus? no. there are lots of precious nerves fibres in therevVery good for sexual plesure. Lots of men do not like prostate massage
as they associate it with being gay. but thats not the case. it is rather stupid to think so. There are also toys you can use with your girlfriends and I heard the plesure it is enormus.
I remeber hearing once that once a paralytic man, he had lost sensation on his penis, so he was not longer able to ejaculate. but with anus stimulations was able to produce sperm.

You're so gay

Really? what is being gay? only idiots with lack of intelligence and rationality like you can say such at thing. First if I was gay I wouldnt be ashamed to admit it as I would be proud of my identity, second I am only attracted to women, third I only described a way to achieve plesure which men rarely practice because of illogical stigma. Before saying you are so gay to someone, I also would change your profile picture so we do not have any doubt about your sexuality beside being sure that you are the last intelligence on this forum. But I do not want to feed the troll anymore. Trust me it is only matter of time and you will get banned piece of shit.

Getting back on topic I think that in the future we will have less and less privacy. Already now, privacy starts to seem a word of the past, but I think that as consumers we will always have some rights to privacy. Therefore if we go to bath room, only doctors and insurence companies will know about the components of our feces. results wont be transmitted to authorities.
People would start a revolution if they decide such a policy.I am pretty sure of that.

Edited by Italian Ufo, 21 July 2012 - 06:51 AM.

[Shimmy]

Why so defensive? There's nothing wrong with being gay. If you have nothing against gay people why are you taking such offence and in return telling me I'm gay (I think that's what you were saying, the sentence made little sense). All I'm saying is go out onto the street and start saying what you said to random people and then ask if they think you're gay. Where's the logical evolutionary reason that all men should shove things in their ass whenever possible? You have so much hatred and insecurity inside you. I just want you to be happy.

[eacao]

Shimmy please no ._. Not another one.

[Zeitgeist123]

can we please go back to the topic?