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Doctors discover four live bees feeding on tears inside woman's eye
 
Wed 10 Apr 2019 05.52 BST
 
When a young Taiwanese woman named He took herself to a hospital this week complaining of a swollen eye, she expected to be treated for a simple infection.
 
Instead, the 29-year-old and her doctor were horrified to discover four bees living under her eyelids, feasting on her tears.
 
Doctors at Fooyin University Hospital in Taiwan described the incident as a “world first”, having successfully managed to extract all four sweat bees alive from He’s tear duct.
 
Speaking at a press conference, the hospital’s head of ophthalmology Dr Hung Chi-ting said: “I saw something that looked like insect legs, so I pulled them out under a microscope slowly, and one at a time without damaging their bodies.”
 
According to CTS News, He, who was referred to by her surname only, had been tending to a family member’s grave and was pulling out weeds when she felt something go into her eye. Presuming it was soil, she washed it out with water but by night it had begun to swell up and she felt a sharp stinging pain under her eyelid.
 
 
 
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Oh man, this is stuff of nightmares.


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Poachers beware: Robot deer are roaming our woods, hunting for you

Through the latest hunting season, Washington State Department of Fish and Wildlife workers used deer, bear, elk, grouse and other animal decoys to catch poachers.
 
But they’re not just simple decoys. They’re lifelike, made with real animal pelts and controlled by a remote control. The legs bend, the heads turn and the tails wag.
 
Robots, essentially.


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And remember my friend, future events such as these will affect you in the future.


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Filling in, due to...WHAT?

 

 

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Here's some literal News Ass
 

Reporter Mooned On Camera

Weenie Beenie is a hot dog fast food restaurant in Shirlington, made famous by musician Dave Grohl’s mysterious song of the same name, as well as the restaurant’s pool-playing owner and tasty food.

How did the arrest lead to a pantsless on-camera performance? The full moon came out when WJLA came to the home that housed the daycare to investigate the situation. That’s when a neighbor cursed at and pulled down her trousers to the news cameras. She was also filmed removing warnings to parents that were posted on the daycare’s door.


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Poachers beware: Robot deer are roaming our woods, hunting for you

Through the latest hunting season, Washington State Department of Fish and Wildlife workers used deer, bear, elk, grouse and other animal decoys to catch poachers.
 
But they’re not just simple decoys. They’re lifelike, made with real animal pelts and controlled by a remote control. The legs bend, the heads turn and the tails wag.
 
Robots, essentially.

 

 

Before long, those robot animals will lurch after the hunters at frightening speed and arrest them. :D


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Starbucks cup spotted in latest 'Game of Thrones' episode

 

https://youtu.be/x_r7d6PHsYc


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Hong Kong lawmakers scuffle over extradition law change

Several lawmakers were injured after a fight broke out in Hong Kong's legislature over planned changes to extradition laws.

 

https://www.bbc.co.u...tion-law-change



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One of the more unusual ways to die...

 

https://www.bbc.co.u...ingham-48297191



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One of the more unusual ways to die...
 
https://www.bbc.co.u...ingham-48297191


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Arnold Schwarzenegger drop-kicked at South Africa event

 

Video footage has shown Hollywood star Arnold Schwarzenegger being attacked at an event in South Africa.

The 71-year-old former California governor was interacting with fans during a skipping competition at his Arnold Classic Africa sporting event when a man drop-kicked him from behind.

 

https://www.bbc.com/...africa-48322307

 

 

Additional video, from a different angle:

 

https://www.liveleak...wLsh_1558191328


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