A spamming Wurf was recently spotted walking into a bar with a Trumpian. The Trumpian could not understand the dialect that the Wurfer was speaking, so he asked for a written note.
The Wurfer wrote him this note: "spiem"
The Trump asked, "'speim' what does that mean?"
The Wurfer pointed to the menu, which included a choice for ham and eggs at the end of his finger: "spiem" he insisted.
Exasperated, the Trumpian blurted out "I still don't understand what you mean."
A Star Trek loving liberal at the bar explained: "he means spam".
The wurfer nodded his head vigorously then pointed at the Trumpian's mouth and said "spiem".
Ok, maybe it is not that funny in the re-telling. I guess you just had to be there.