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[Yuli Ban]

Inspired by this video.

Edit: Motherfuckers keep taking it down because it's so dumb. If it's taken down again, just search for "firework suicide vest".

 

 

Here's the official thread to post media about veritable dumbasses and Darwin Award candidates/winners. Humans doing shit so baffling, it's a suffering of the mind trying to figure out how someone survived to that point in their life.

 

"But don't we already have a thread like that?"

 

Somewhat— that one's more for outrageous, silly, unbelievable, and weird news.

 

"Woman shot by oven" - News Ass

 

"Man lights hair on fire to cosplay as Super Saiyan" - Dumbass™

[TranscendingGod]

There is nothing to explain. 

[wjfox]

This was one of the first videos I ever uploaded to my YouTube channel.

 

 

[Yuli Ban]

Now unveiling the spin-off of Dumbasses™: Smartasses™!
Smartasses™ features ultra-pretentious pricks who think they're better than you, that your proletarian bohemianism is no match for their cultured bourgeois intelligence!

[Infinite]

Now unveiling the spin-off of Dumbasses™: Smartasses™!
Smartasses™ features ultra-pretentious pricks

r/iamverysmart

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[Raklian]

 

Darwinism in progress. 3....2....1...

 

 

*boom* That gene is outta the pool!

[Infinite]

Smartasses™

 

[Yuli Ban]

Ohhhh, Judge Judy, I used to love this show when I was a kid.

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[Yuli Ban]

"Social experiment, bro!"

Fuck you, dumbass™.

[wjfox]

https://www.reddit.c...and_you_try_to/

[Jakob]

https://www.reddit.c...and_you_try_to/

NSFW apparently?

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[Raklian]

^ What a drunk dumbass. What the heck is the point of picking up a couch and trying to stagger across a room with it, to a place where there is another couch there already? I guess one COULD see there was a "point" while under the influence of drugs. lol

 

Law of Karma has been ascertained, as it should.

[wjfox]

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