It took 16 hours but I finally have a complete HTML backup of every single thread and subforum on this site! To get it, just run the command
git clone https://gitlab.com/jcoles/ftl.git
in your command line. Then unzip archive.zip and throw up any page you desire on your favorite browser and relive this place's glory days! I even configured the links so point to the archive, not FT itself, so the browse features will all work even when this forum goes down. The search features won't work since they require a backend but the rest should be usable. I was also too lazy to back up the status updates. I'm not sure if you can even automate that though.
Anyway, enjoy. My cringy 15 year old self's ramblings shall live forever now. Muahahaha...I guess?