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"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." ~ Albert Einstein

Florida Man’s Hummer catches fire after leaving gas station with 4 containers full of gas
A Hummer with four 5-gallon containers of gas caught fire in Citrus County on Wednesday.

Officials say the 2004 Hummer H2 had just filled up the gas cans at a Texaco Food Mart on West Grover Cleveland Boulevard around 10:32 a.m.

Within 10 minutes, crews were able to douse the flames.

Fire rescue crews said one person was injured but that person refused, against medical advice, to be taken to a hospital.
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^ Literal weapons-grade stupidity.
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Salmonella: CDC urges Americans not to kiss chickens amid outbreak
The US Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) has urged people to refrain from kissing live poultry amid an outbreak of salmonella.

The CDC and public health officials are investigating salmonella outbreaks after 163 people were reported ill in 43 states.

The infections have been linked to contact with backyard poultry.

"Don't kiss or snuggle the birds, as this can spread germs to your mouth and make you sick," the health agency said.

It warned that poultry, like chicken and ducks, can carry salmonella germs even if they look healthy and clean, and these germs can easily spread in areas where they live and roam.
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Fool!!

Jackass perfected dumbass pranks with a central axiom that you yourself always have to be the butt of the joke. Dumbass pranks at others' expense isn't all that funny and can get you killed, see above.
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