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'Prince Andrew Is A Sweaty N***e' hits UK top 20 during Jubilee celebrations

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A rather explicit song mocking Prince Andrew has reached the UK top 20 just as the nation celebrates the Queen's 70-year reign.

Entitled "Prince Andrew Is A Sweaty N***e", the song is a parody of the popular nursery rhyme the "Grand Old Duke of York." It was envisioned by Essex punk band The Kunts and is now closing in on the likes of George Ezra, Jax Jones and Eurovision's Sam Ryder.

Speaking to NME, the band's frontman said: "For me, having grown up with the folklore around The Sex Pistols' God Save The Queen getting robbed of the top spot in '77, a Jubilee celebration has always felt like it could be a good chance to air any grievances one may have with our unelected head of state and her feckless offspring."

You might remember the incendiary band from their previous exploits that include "Boris Johnson is a f*****g c**t", and "Boris Johnson is still a f*****g c**t." Both singles reached number five in the UK chart at their respective times, so here's to hoping their newest bop exceeds expectations.

The lyrics are rather incendiary, even by The Kunts' standards, which is precisely why it's doing so well on the chart.

"The grand old Duke of York, he said he didn't sweat. So why did he pay 12 million quid to a girl he'd never met?" reads one line. "'Cause he's a sweaty nonce (nonce) He's a sweaty nonce You know it's true that Prince Andrew Is a sweaty nonce."

https://www.joe.co.uk/news/prince-andre ... ons-340006


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wjfox wrote: Sat Jun 04, 2022 8:42 pm 'Prince Andrew Is A Sweaty N***e' hits UK top 20 during Jubilee celebrations

8 hours ago

A rather explicit song mocking Prince Andrew has reached the UK top 20 just as the nation celebrates the Queen's 70-year reign.

Entitled "Prince Andrew Is A Sweaty N***e", the song is a parody of the popular nursery rhyme the "Grand Old Duke of York." It was envisioned by Essex punk band The Kunts and is now closing in on the likes of George Ezra, Jax Jones and Eurovision's Sam Ryder.

Speaking to NME, the band's frontman said: "For me, having grown up with the folklore around The Sex Pistols' God Save The Queen getting robbed of the top spot in '77, a Jubilee celebration has always felt like it could be a good chance to air any grievances one may have with our unelected head of state and her feckless offspring."

You might remember the incendiary band from their previous exploits that include "Boris Johnson is a f*****g c**t", and "Boris Johnson is still a f*****g c**t." Both singles reached number five in the UK chart at their respective times, so here's to hoping their newest bop exceeds expectations.

The lyrics are rather incendiary, even by The Kunts' standards, which is precisely why it's doing so well on the chart.

"The grand old Duke of York, he said he didn't sweat. So why did he pay 12 million quid to a girl he'd never met?" reads one line. "'Cause he's a sweaty nonce (nonce) He's a sweaty nonce You know it's true that Prince Andrew Is a sweaty nonce."

https://www.joe.co.uk/news/prince-andre ... ons-340006


I had to google what nonce means since it's not really a word here in the US. Upon discovering the meaning...yeah, he probably is.
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wjfox wrote: Thu Jun 30, 2022 11:17 am
UK finally has its own Monica Lewinsky-Bill Clinton scandal. I knew UK was missing something and it bugged the hell out of me for the longest time. 8-)
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This is what the Supreme Court just wrought. :evil:

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raklian wrote: Sat Jul 02, 2022 3:09 pm This is what the Supreme Court just wrought. :evil:

Perhaps, one of the close-by states that are still legal will help if there are any?
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Time_Traveller wrote: Sat Jul 02, 2022 3:30 pm
Perhaps, one of the close-by states that are still legal will help if there are any?
Yes, the girl went to next door Indiana and had an abortion there.
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raklian wrote: Sat Jul 02, 2022 3:36 pm
Time_Traveller wrote: Sat Jul 02, 2022 3:30 pm
Perhaps, one of the close-by states that are still legal will help if there are any?
Yes, the girl went to next door Indiana and had an abortion there.
That's great Raklian, at least some states are still in this century unlike the Supreme court
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Time_Traveller wrote: Sat Jul 02, 2022 3:43 pm
raklian wrote: Sat Jul 02, 2022 3:36 pm
Time_Traveller wrote: Sat Jul 02, 2022 3:30 pm
Perhaps, one of the close-by states that are still legal will help if there are any?
Yes, the girl went to next door Indiana and had an abortion there.
That's great Raklian, at least some states are still in this century unlike the Supreme court
Yeah, there's some hope, but the biggest fear we have now is Republicans in those abortion sanctuary states are actively trying to make abortion illegal. The Democrats are standing strong, but I truly hope they will still be around after the term elections this coming fall because early polls are showing Americans in general are unhappy with the Democratic governance due to economic woes we're facing now. Of course, they're blaming the wrong people, but in politics, perception is everything, right?
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