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23-year-old Yegor Komarov was arrested in northern Russia after a headless body rolled out of the boot of his car and has later confessed to being a cannibal.
Whilst being questioned, Komarov made the horrifying statement: "In general, I like killing people".

23-year-old Komarov also confessed to stabbing a 38-year-old man to death in a park in St Petersburg last year because he wanted to taste human flesh.

Whilst describing what had happened in this previous attack, Komarov said: ''When he died, I gutted his neck and tasted the blood and meat".

"But the meat was difficult to cut, as the knife was blunt, and I did not like the taste of his veins".

He described how before disposing of the victim's body in a drainage pipe, he had sliced off the man's tongue, took it home, and cooked it in butter

Komarov said: "I tried it, but I didn't like it, I would probably have liked another part of the body".

The disturbed 23-year-old cannibal killer even told authorities to make sure his handcuffs were tight to ensure he didn't "bite them".
That fucking kawaii police mugshot though, what the hell
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Yuli Ban wrote: Fri Dec 03, 2021 5:48 pm
WTF :shock:
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It's actually not that strange for there to be snow in Hawaii, due to the snow-capped mountains. The record highs, though? That's definitely worth pondering.
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Yuli Ban wrote: Sun Dec 05, 2021 6:43 pm
They are literally admitting IQ is real. I'm sure that went over well on Reddit :o
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