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Typing monkey would be unable to produce 'Hamlet' within the lifetime of the universe, study finds

https://phys.org/news/2024-10-monkey-un ... verse.html

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Study suggests Jesus's 'miraculous catch of fish' may have had a less-than-miraculous explanation

https://phys.org/news/2024-11-jesus-mir ... ation.html

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‘AI Jesus’ Is Now Taking Confessions at a Church in Switzerland

https://www.vice.com/en/article/ai-jesu ... itzerland/

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Watch: Moment house explodes in north-east London

London
9 hours ago

Dashcam footage has captured the moment a house exploded in north-east London, sending debris flying into the street.

About 60 firefighters attended the scene in Ilford on Tuesday afternoon. London Ambulance Service said they had treated three people for injures, with two taken to hospital.

The blast was caused by gas, the London Fire Brigade (LFB) has said.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/videos/c1mrn7l8je3o

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Donald Trump hit with claims he 'pooped himself' in France after mocking similar Joe Biden rumor

10:22 ET, DEC 13 2024

Sources are claiming President-elect, Donald Trump, pooped himself while in France after a video appeared to show people sat around the President-Elect covering their noses and looking confused.

The video posted by the group @Anonymous shows a lone Trump seated in the front row among other patrons and the footage - according to some internet users - captured the visible display of disgust on the attendee's faces. One woman seems to cringe, while others shift in their seat.

https://www.irishstar.com/news/us-news/ ... s-34305219

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Scientific American -Are Cats Actually Liquid?

https://archive.ph/o72km

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Men face charges of practicing witchcraft to try to harm Zambia's president

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/witchcraft ... president/

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He 'once had a boxing match with Trudeau and lost.' Now he is challenging Trump Jr.

https://nationalpost.com/news/patrick-b ... ng-tariffs

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Lol, it's real...

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A radar clocked someone going nearly double the speed limit. It turned out to be a duck — and a "repeat offender."

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/radar-spee ... itzerland/

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It’s Official—Michael Bay Will Direct The ‘Skibidi Toilet’ Movie

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It’s Official—Michael Bay Will Direct The ‘Skibidi Toilet’ Movie

While other internet memes (such as Italian Brainrot) [...]

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Posting here cuz it's so out of left field