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BREAKING: Trump merges himself with AGI, causing it to malfunction

Ray Kurzweil: "the singularity has been delayed"

firestar464 wrote: ↑Wed Jul 03, 2024 10:24 am BREAKING: Trump merges himself with AGI, causing it to malfunction

Such an event would cause the AI to immediately ascend to the second toposophic and make America great again literally overnight. The next day, Orion drives would be created to take Americans to the stars.

Though the woke Fake News would probably call this "malfunctioning".

YUGE parameters, literally in the order of several SEXtillions with an architecture well beyond mortal baseline understanding. We only say that the entity formerly known as Trump 1.0 is malfunctioning because we can't begin to comprehend what his compute is like.

Jakob wrote: ↑Wed Jul 03, 2024 4:22 pm

firestar464 wrote: ↑Wed Jul 03, 2024 10:24 am BREAKING: Trump merges himself with AGI, causing it to malfunction

Such an event would cause the AI to immediately ascend to the second toposophic and make America great again literally overnight. The next day, Orion drives would be created to take Americans to the stars.

Though the woke Fake News would probably call this "malfunctioning".

As long as it only takes Trump and all his MAGA supporters off earth to leave the rest of us sane Americans alone? I agree, that scenario would make America great again over night!

POV: trump ASI

Vakanai wrote: ↑Thu Jul 04, 2024 7:52 am

Jakob wrote: ↑Wed Jul 03, 2024 4:22 pm

firestar464 wrote: ↑Wed Jul 03, 2024 10:24 am BREAKING: Trump merges himself with AGI, causing it to malfunction

Such an event would cause the AI to immediately ascend to the second toposophic and make America great again literally overnight. The next day, Orion drives would be created to take Americans to the stars.

Though the woke Fake News would probably call this "malfunctioning".

As long as it only takes Trump and all his MAGA supporters off earth to leave the rest of us sane Americans alone? I agree, that scenario would make America great again over night!

MAGA will build an interstellar empire with terraforming and O'Neill Cylinders while Woke Liberals are eating bugs and living in pods on Earth.

Bugs aren't that bad

Killing them is not enough. We must eat them to exact maximum revenge

I would post that image about dinosaurs descendents being punished as chicken livestock if I could only find it.

Jakob wrote: ↑Thu Jul 04, 2024 8:37 am

Vakanai wrote: ↑Thu Jul 04, 2024 7:52 am

Jakob wrote: ↑Wed Jul 03, 2024 4:22 pm

Such an event would cause the AI to immediately ascend to the second toposophic and make America great again literally overnight. The next day, Orion drives would be created to take Americans to the stars.

Though the woke Fake News would probably call this "malfunctioning".

As long as it only takes Trump and all his MAGA supporters off earth to leave the rest of us sane Americans alone? I agree, that scenario would make America great again over night!

MAGA will build an interstellar empire with terraforming and O'Neill Cylinders while Woke Liberals are eating bugs and living in pods on Earth.

It'll be just like Star Wars, only everyone's evil like Palpatine and makes less vocal sense than a wookie!

Sith weren't pure evil imo

BREAKING: Cock-and-ball torture found to be an effective treatment for depression, anxiety, reduces political polarization

"Essentially the beatings continue until the morale improves," top researchers at the FT University stated. "It also creates common ground amongst people of differing political views- CBT allows people to share and see eye-to-eye on their assessments of this treatment."

Watching Harris and Trump blast off on a rocket for the first outerspace presidential debate ever was truly interesting.

Esoteric humor.

BREAKING NEWS!!! NATURE OF TIME REVEALED!!!!

RYUGU ASTEROID SAMPLE RAPIDLY COLONIZED BY TERRESTRIAL LIFE DESPITE STRICT CONTAMINATION CONTROL


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