Future Timeline

From last year. It still boggles the mind.


Too much government = socialism.

No government = socialism.

Just right government = socialism.

Good government = socialism.

Evil government = socialism

Life = socialism.

Capitalism = socialism

Do you like it?

I'm not a parent, but goddamn. I can't handle this image.

I feel like there's some genetic nightmare encoded in my genes. Dad horror. The horror of hearing my child say "Dad! We made a beach!" and then seeing the hose and the sandy pails and seeing the edges of something monstrous in my living room.

They knew.

Even a year later:


PERFECT