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Two men take corpse into Irish post office to claim dead man’s pension
Sat 22 Jan 2022 17.57 GMT
Gardaí have launched an investigation after two men carried a dead body into an Irish post office in an apparent attempt to claim his pension.
The deceased pensioner was described in reports as being “propped up” by the men as they walked into the building in County Carlow on Friday morning.
The outlandish series of events began when one of the men entered the post office at about 11.30am on Friday, asking to collect a pension payment for an older man, the Irish Times reported. He was refused, with staff informing him that the pensioner would have to be present in order for the money to be handed over.
The man returned soon after with two other men, one of whom was in his 60s and appeared to be being supported by the two others. The younger men asked to be given his pension payment.
No cash was handed over and the two men fled the scene, abandoning the man’s body after a woman who had become suspicious raised the alarm with a staff member. The deceased man is reported to have been well known to the men who had been carrying his body.
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2022/ ... ns-pension
Sat 22 Jan 2022 17.57 GMT
Gardaí have launched an investigation after two men carried a dead body into an Irish post office in an apparent attempt to claim his pension.
The deceased pensioner was described in reports as being “propped up” by the men as they walked into the building in County Carlow on Friday morning.
The outlandish series of events began when one of the men entered the post office at about 11.30am on Friday, asking to collect a pension payment for an older man, the Irish Times reported. He was refused, with staff informing him that the pensioner would have to be present in order for the money to be handed over.
The man returned soon after with two other men, one of whom was in his 60s and appeared to be being supported by the two others. The younger men asked to be given his pension payment.
No cash was handed over and the two men fled the scene, abandoning the man’s body after a woman who had become suspicious raised the alarm with a staff member. The deceased man is reported to have been well known to the men who had been carrying his body.
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2022/ ... ns-pension
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A robot vacuum cleaner made a break for freedom after giving staff the slip at a Travelodge hotel.
The automated cleaner failed to stop at the front door of the hotel in Orchard Park in Cambridge on Thursday, and was still on the loose the following day.
Staff said it just kept going and "could be anywhere" while well-wishers on social media hoped the vacuum enjoyed its travels, as "it has no natural predators" in the wild.
It was found under a hedge on Friday.
Staff at the hotel posted the story of the robot vacuum's great escape on social media, asking for it to be returned, if found.
"Today we had one of our new robot vacuums run for its life," the assistant manager wrote.
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Well boys, looks like we're f*ck't
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Yeah, I just saw that on Twitter just moments ago. I'm left scratching my head. *shrugs*
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If he's failed this many times and has to resort to cyberpunk biomodding just to fail again, this clearly isn't his line of work.A medical student in India has come under scrutiny after he was allegedly caught cheating with a micro Bluetooth device believed to be surgically implanted into his ear, a college official said.
It was the student’s final attempt on Monday to clear the exam after repeatedly failing it since getting admission into the college 11 years ago.
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The only way to resolve this is with a knife-edge death match
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For the last two weeks, every day I've been wondering what the hell is going on there.